Janitors Closet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	3393	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CheeseburgerCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	9629
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

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so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Star Shards Collected:	278
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	9423	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blue Sky

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Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Emeralds Found:	2786

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	290

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mines Excavated:	1502	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Items Found:	6645	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4