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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 152 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
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