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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6472 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).
And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!