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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2275 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 70 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
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