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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9610 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 275 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
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