Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1941 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Magic Items Found: 2803
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2090 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Dimension Hops: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2702 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mines Excavated: 1483
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Emeralds Found: 9795

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 271 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 7170
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Ores Mined: 8128
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Potions Brewed: 109
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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