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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7242 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2587 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!