| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8170 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1542 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9575 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9786 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!
But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!
So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3651 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!
Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.
Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6098 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9534 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!
And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4570 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.
But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?
So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6801 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1735 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 121574 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5102 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.
Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7092 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4867 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2363 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.
In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.
Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8167 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 66 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 115 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?
So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7315 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8293 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.
Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7161 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.
But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9406 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5828 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.
But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilarious and enlightening adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find inner peace while slaying zombies and building pixel art!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5364 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat the chicken and claim the treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow. Who knows what other wacky wonders await you in the world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
