Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Emeralds Found:	7654

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Emeralds Found:	8298	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crops Grown:	7326	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Buildings Constructed:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	143

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Void Armor Forged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Potions Brewed:	186
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	96
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.