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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1244 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1215 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!