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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4150 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!