It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockBusters

    BlockBusters
    Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

    Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GenocideGamerGirl

    GenocideGamerGirl
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Potions Brewed: 62
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Orphan Lit Roleplay

    Orphan Lit Roleplay
    so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

    we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

    if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

    Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server
    Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

    We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

    Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

    Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

    But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Potions Brewed: 191 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

    SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

    Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

    WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition
    Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

    Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

    Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

    Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

    So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

    Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

    On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

    So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • She Looking At Minecraft SMP

    She Looking At Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

    Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

    Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Mother-in-Lawcraft

    Mother-in-Lawcraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 303
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • HateflixMC

    HateflixMC
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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