๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7938 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 500 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.