”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

12 Hour Video Essays Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called a noob for liking mainstream things? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of the outside world! Our community is filled with players who understand the true value of a diamond sword and won’t judge you for building a dirt house. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will trade you enchanted items for your most embarrassing childhood secrets. Join now and become part of the coolest, most misunderstood group of gamers in the universe!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending your summer outside in the sun like a peasant? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the horrors of nature! Join us for the “30+ threadSummer is finally over edition” where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise filled with blocky adventures.

Why should you join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer”, who has tamed the mighty beast and rides it around like a majestic steed. Join our SMP and maybe, just maybe, you’ll have the chance to challenge this mysterious player to a duel and claim the title of Dragon Master for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no going back – but who would want to leave when there’s so much fun to be had?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crops Grown:	2513
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CreeperMomma’sKidsNo!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

Do you have a sibling who loves to throw shade at you? Well, on our server, we encourage sibling rivalry! Build a house together, only to have your sibling blow it up with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?

Feeling anxious like your sister? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is full of foreign language-speaking NPCs that will trigger your anxiety at every turn. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

And if you’re worried about being a bad parent, fear not! Our server will teach you valuable parenting skills, like not coddling your kids to the point where they can’t function in the real world. Trust us, your future hypothetical children will thank you.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who needs therapy when you have virtual chaos to distract you?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Towns Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SubredditBotFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, villagers that tell hilarious jokes, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of rainbow-colored sheep – because nothing says safety like a flock of flying sheep! So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3881	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyLove: Digging for Diamonds

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you stumble upon a rare pink sheep and it turns out to be your soulmate!

Our server is filled with green flags that show this relationship is meant to be serious, like when you build a castle together and realize you both have a knack for interior decorating.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the love (and creepers) flow!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Buildings Constructed:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NasrallahsNook – Party in the Middle East

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lol come join our minecraft server where we celebrate the most random things like the killing of Nasrallah in the Middle East! we have parties in Syria and Iran, it’s a real hoot! join us for some blocky fun and chaotic shenanigans. who knew mining and crafting could be so wild? come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lost Art Gallery

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yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual art museum but wit a twist. we got all da sickest builds from da most mysterious builders in da world. like, imagine how many masterpieces from unknown artists were lost to history – art we’ll never even know existed. but on dis server, we got it all, from giant pixel art to insane redstone contraptions. u gotta join and witness da beauty, man. plus, rumor has it dat da server is haunted by da ghost of a creeper who only blows up builds dat suck. so u better bring ur A game or else u might get haunted by a ghostly explosion. join now and become a part of da legend, bro!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9702	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Chihiro’s Brown Hair Minecraft Server

Anime, BROWN, brown hair, Character, Chihaya, Chihiro, Chihiros, common connection, cultural reference, Fivehead, Girls, hair, humor, Internet meme, JOKE, Manga, Minecraft, naming convention, reason, reference, Server, speculation, stereotype, trend

Are you tired of being surrounded by Chihiros and Chihayas on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only allow players with fivehead girls with brown hair named Gertrude or Mildred! Why? Because we believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing the uniqueness of all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic quests where you must battle giant chickens armed with diamond swords, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that grant you the power to turn into a unicorn for five minutes.

So why settle for the same old Chihiro-filled servers when you can join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many cookies)? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TheAnonymousPlayer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with your favorite kpop idols in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where you can show off your best kpop dance moves and impress your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a creeper who’s a huge BTS fan!

So why wait? Join our kpop Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the next kpop superstar of the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BakeOrBreakMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of baking for a lactose intolerant husband who doesn’t appreciate your efforts? Look no further! Join our server and vent about your baking woes while building epic structures with fellow players.

We promise not to judge your cake choices and will even provide virtual banana cakes with vegan frosting and sauce for all birthdays. Plus, if your in-game husband doesn’t appreciate your virtual baking skills, you can always bake a chocolate cake for yourself on your birthday – no judgment here!

So come join us for a crazy, cake-filled adventure on our Minecraft server – where baking drama meets block-building fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LoveCraft SMP: Heartfelt Vibes

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place where true love blooms! Join us and find your Minecraft soulmate who will build you a castle made of emeralds and protect you from creepers with their undying love.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens to do their bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn and grants wishes to those who bring it a stack of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and experience the magic of true love, chicken armies, and rainbow unicorns in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Breaktime

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Tired of the same old boring routine after a long day of school or work? Join our epic Minecraft server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. They start throwing emeralds at you while singing a catchy tune. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant rainbow-colored creeper comes bouncing towards you, exploding into a shower of candy and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to those who can defeat his army of flying cows. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride a pig into battle against the Chicken King will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn.

So why waste your time on boring old games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Join our epic Minecraft server where the Russian army is losing soldiers left and right! We’ve got explosions, chaos, and mayhem galore! Witness the madness as players battle it out in a virtual war zone like no other. Will you be the next soldier to fall in battle? Join now and find out! Plus, our server has the best loot drops in all of Minecraft, so you can gear up and dominate the competition. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HezbollahCraftAU

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can wave hezbollah flags with ur fellow protesters at australian rallies. build ur own virtual protest signs and march through the streets of blockville demanding justice for all the pixelated injustices in the world. join now and be part of the most revolutionary minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	657365
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Magic Mushroom Mayhem

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Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).

We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Mines Excavated:	1606

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2