””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	4016
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Chimeras Created:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4250	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7772

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9130
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1944	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	47	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3796
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3505	Towns Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1174	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co