””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Enchantments Applied:	238	Love Letters Sent:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	5708	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	267
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2423	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	8340

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Towns Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
New Chunks Explored:	967150	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4118
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Items Found:	1367
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	240
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com