””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	83

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mines Excavated:	4209	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3077
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	266791	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1534	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1252	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magic Items Found:	2723	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7883
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3239	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	771	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	4434
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu