””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Votes:	3800	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	163	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	5822	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3112

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	1151
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

play.blockcraft.uk

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6725	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

play.bennixmc.com

RoyaleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	113
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

┍———[ RoyaleMC | Survival + Skyblock | 1.16-1.19 | Java + Bedrock ]———┑Java: play.royale-mc.com Bedrock: play.royale-mc.com:19132┍———[ ABOUT US ]———┑RoyaleMC is the most unique Slimefun network Minecraft has to offer. We have implemented Slimefun all over, from our crates to our ranks upgrades. If you’re a Slimefun fan and are looking to enjoy the best grind available, then look no more. We are the best. Our expert staff team and community members will welcome and help you with your Slimefun adventure! Don’t like or not interested in Slimefun? That is okay! You can enjoy the server without needing to use Slimefun other than minor item unlocks for rank upgrades for additional perks.RoyaleMC is also a proud supporter of the non-pay-to-win aspect. Perks that a donator rank has can be obtained by all players, even /fly with our concept of vote-to-win! Voting gets you tokens that can be used within the Token Shop to purchase these types of perks! Check out below for more information about RoyaleMC!

play.royale-mc.com