””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9481	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	6392
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4128	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1784	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8203	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4709
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5073
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	134	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	5389	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1059
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

play.mcarcadia.com