””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	303	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	54	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Votes:	9887

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4365	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9882
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7564
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	8281	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7451

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8016	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	New Chunks Explored:	276524
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Votes:	4486	Crops Grown:	5449

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	272	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Votes:	6938	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Items Found:	4739
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es