””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	2111
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	246052
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Star Shards Collected:	169
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	515196	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3220
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Items Found:	5807

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Night Skies:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Items Found:	7296
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Void Armor Forged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9321	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org