””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	9417	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/800	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	135
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Items Found:	7845
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	1868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7739	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7603	Emeralds Found:	6698
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Towns Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	5795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Farms Harvested:	273	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/100	Votes:	4451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	9360	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Star Shards Collected:	75
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Farms Harvested:	765
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us