””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

play.withermc.org

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9169	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

play.balkaniacraft.com

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Magic Items Found:	1752	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Towns Built:	6

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

play.warpmc.com

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	9620
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

play.wzrdnetwork.co.uk

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

play.syntaxmc.org

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Votes:	6917	Astral Projections Made:	4

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

mine.danielovci.net

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

66.227.172.128

ComplexMC

Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

ComplexMC.Fun

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	269	Magic Items Found:	5175
New Chunks Explored:	580607	Magical Moments Shared:	27

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

176.119.203.56:30852

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

play.catchymc.org:25610

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9688

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

play.avclatin.com

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Potions Brewed:	138
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

play.utoo.fun

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3036
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	6707
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

diminutivesmp.com

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	2862
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Towns Built:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

mc.kidlesscraft.com

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

play.fivemc.org