””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	3848	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

play.unitedfactions.net

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	174	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	1

lastelement.apexmc.co

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

mc.mundopixels.net

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Emeralds Found:	7578
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

twistedmc.net

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Emeralds Found:	7795	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

elyria.online

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	7882
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ores Mined:	2009	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Towns Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	540944	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

mc.houseofgamers.xyz

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Towns Built:	9

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

minemu.net

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Votes:	8597	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

join.pixgrove.org

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	9798
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

hisparquia.org

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3878	Zombie Dances:	4

play.ghoulcraft.com

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

play.casualmc.net