””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Potions Brewed:	186

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Star Shards Collected:	101
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchantments Applied:	284	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
New Chunks Explored:	285360	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	9052	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5001
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Potions Brewed:	195	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3960

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	4665	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Votes:	3324	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ores Mined:	4116	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4726	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	388199
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com