””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	727	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	3768
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	65

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	144	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	707
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8448	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com