””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	116	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	5002
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3600
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2167	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ores Mined:	5112	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	138
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Players Killed by Monsters:	4312
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7440	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1507	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	78
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Towns Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ores Mined:	1868	Underground Cities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net