””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Votes:	5616	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4079	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	705
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3647	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8541	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	115	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	6042	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ores Mined:	3401	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Votes:	6267
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

play.mcarcadia.com