””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	397872
Ores Mined:	6552	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Farms Harvested:	119	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Magic Items Found:	6659
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	462	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	187
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4225	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Items Found:	1007	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Towns Built:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

play.grizzlyprison.com

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

play.horizonsend.net

Kerotscraft Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to Kerots Craft Minecraft Server, a world of boundless possibilities and creativity! Join our warm and inclusive community, where players skills can come together to share their love for the game. Explore custom features, build magnificent structures, embark on epic quests, and enjoy thrilling events. Fairness, respect, and camaraderie are our top priorities. Join us now and become part of our ever-growing family. Let your adventure begin!

play.kerotscraft.com:19111

Toxiss

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magic Items Found:	7846	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to Toxiss, your go-to Minecraft survival server! Dive into our vibrant economy with a feature-packed shop and auction house. Challenge your skills in crystal PvP battles and explore the unique public money dupe system. Enjoy weekly events for thrilling challenges and grab your free kit when joining. Plus, don’t miss our frequent keyalls, showering everyone online with free crate keys for a chance at rare loot. Join Toxiss for the ultimate blend of survival, economy, and PvP – the adventure begins with you!

toxiss.net:19132

NetheriteSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to NetheriteSMP! We’re a lively economy-based survival server with a vibrant landscape thanks to custom world generation and naturally-generating structures! You can earn money by selling items, taking on jobs, and completing quests, and compete with others to become the best! NetheriteSMP is compatible with both Java and Bedrock Edition, so what are you waiting for? Come try out the #1 Survival Server in Minecraft!Server Info: IP: netheritesmp.com Java Port: 25565 (default) Bedrock Port: 19132 (default)

netheritesmp.com