””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	New Chunks Explored:	474761
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	134
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Votes:	3375
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6183
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Star Shards Collected:	226	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1126
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Items Found:	3065	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Votes:	8573
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimension Hops:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com