””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Players Killed by Monsters:	3914
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5222
Potions Brewed:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Love Letters Sent:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2360	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Votes:	7993

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Votes:	442	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	99
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1474	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2033
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	237	Dimension Hops:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	732
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6577	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com