””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Star Shards Collected:	117	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6589	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Items Found:	6802
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Star Shards Collected:	108	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Towns Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	20

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	3242	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimension Hops:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	5577	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	8202	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	780	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Towns Built:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1471
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net