””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Potions Brewed:	109	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2066	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	435028	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	828450	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	123	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	15

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Votes:	1414	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crops Grown:	7505
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2770

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net