””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8960	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Votes:	4350
Farms Harvested:	231	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

thedarkage.nl

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	742628	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mines Excavated:	2581	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchantments Applied:	83	Divine Spears Created:	28

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Crops Grown:	8248

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1729	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crops Grown:	4112	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	742844
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1209	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	4492
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br

VikkCraft.com

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

72.38.171.254

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

aldeanosmc.com