””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	7570
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	663	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2743	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	286	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

mc.phantompvp.net

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9688	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

scav.tv

SmiteCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

217.198.141.188

Emeraldcraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3310

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

emeraldcraft.no-ip.org

PeopleCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

play.peoplecraft.de

DroughtnutCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	4544
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

play.droughtnutcraft.com

MiMinecraft.com

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8401	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

miminecraft.com

Ingenious Gaming

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

ingeniousgaming.org

UKCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7119	Chimeras Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	1717	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	208	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Astral Projections Made:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

198.24.171.34