””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Zombie Dances:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Underverse

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	297
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	367
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Emeralds Found:	2172
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	9491	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6113	Evil Twin Fights:	4

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	6471	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	854242	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5044
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Towns Built:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Animals Bred:	73

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1328	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

solumcraft.com

CoolCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	341
Farms Harvested:	267	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

play.coolcraft.org.uk

Craft4You

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

We offer a lot of variety on our server: We have a beautiful property world where you can let your creativity run wild! You can farm raw materials and other things in the mining world (/warp mining), in the Nether (/warp Nether) and in the End (/warp End). This is how you get a free plot of land: In the property world (/warp GS) you search for a free property using the stick (property finder) that you get with the /gs tool. The overview map on http://map.mc-craft4you.de can help you enormously when looking for a beautifully located property. Alternatively, you can quickly teleport to a vacant lot by typing /gs search. Now you have found a beautiful property and you absolutely want it. To do this, enter /buy gs (don’t worry, it’s free). Now you can let your creativity run wild! Have fun! Do you also want a creative piece of land? Then follow the steps above, with the difference that you have to be in the creative world: /warp Freebuild If you have a long time, we have a great fun offer (/warp event): You can simply take out your frustration on your fellow players in a round of PvP (/warp PvP) You can play paintball (/warp paintball) in 7 self-built arenas! Spleef (/warp Spleef) is also present You can even play HungerGames (/warp HungerGames) with your friends in 6 arenas at the moment! Of course, we have many challenging jump courses where you can put your jumping skills to the test. There you will receive a certain amount of money for each course you complete. In the near future we will bring the game “The Walls”, invented by Hypixel, to our server.

Many self-programmed plugins will help you have a breathtaking gaming experience! Examples: /invwarp shows you our warps in an inventory, where you just have to click on the corresponding item. The property plugin is programmed by us.

mc-craft4you.de

Spacebug Survival Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

This is a Wild West SMP type of server (Survival Multiplayer). On this server you are on your own. Do not expect any staff to come and help if you get killed and looted.

Connect: play.minecraft.dk

Come in, find a suited place to live and place a Chest to claim your starter region. From here you can mine and build – get more money by selling blocks to the server and claim even more land for yourself.

PvP is part of this server, so watch your back!

View Livemap at: http://play.minecraft.dk:8123

Server started feb 6th 2013

Server runs mostly without staff online – Though there are still rules to follow: http://minecraft.dk/rules – Failure to follow them, will most likely result in a permanent ban. So be sure to follow them. Commands: http://minecraft.dk/cmd

play.minecraft.dk