””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Votes:	7631	Epic Battles Fought:	12

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Villages Defended:	19	Void Armor Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Farms Harvested:	306	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	7326	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	188
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	916357
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3553	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Crops Grown:	2415
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com