””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7727
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5853	Magic Items Found:	7434

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	8

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Potions Brewed:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ores Mined:	2246	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Items Found:	5757	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	4242	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	9904
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	266	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Emeralds Found:	1588	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	2979	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4313
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com