””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	199
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5098	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Potions Brewed:	130
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Towns Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Emeralds Found:	2851	Villages Defended:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7714	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Emeralds Found:	2491
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	173
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Runes Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8840	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9775	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	104
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

skymata.games