””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	2768
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchantments Applied:	235
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	239
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1253	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Emeralds Found:	7054
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	135	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	814342	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	186	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	4426
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5818	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4299
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7296

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3