””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	3013	Astral Projections Made:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Votes:	4511
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6803	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Animals Bred:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3385	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	7147	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3479	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	899010	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	6243	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Emeralds Found:	721
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Star Shards Collected:	274

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Emeralds Found:	253	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6749	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com