””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1898
Alien Abductions:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

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From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	217351	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchantments Applied:	163
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

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Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

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Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Animals Bred:	92	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
New Chunks Explored:	197709	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	60	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	9507	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	38	Zombie Dances:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org