””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	4578	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Potions Brewed:	82
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Animals Bred:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	151
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dimension Hops:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	88	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	935	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	92059	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1700
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.