””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2619

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	2964
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	109
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2288
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Items Found:	7711	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!