””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ores Mined:	6466
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8636
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	129
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Crops Grown:	9669	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4882	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Star Shards Collected:	290

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	95
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	99	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.