””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3331
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Secret Passages Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crops Grown:	6206	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	3109

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6745	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ores Mined:	1984	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Items Found:	8108	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	811119
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	3588	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.