Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Animals Bred:	79
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2253	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Towns Built:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3497	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	275
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Potions Brewed:	136
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8467
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	182

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6743	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	249321	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

play.carboncraft.xyz