Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9697	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Zombie Dances:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2875	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Towns Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Star Shards Collected:	243	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5123
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	144	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	10

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Villages Defended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5669

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1090
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	145
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org