Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Farms Harvested:	130

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	2119	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	4454	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4390	Void Gems Collected:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	4624	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2744
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2351	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8897	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
New Chunks Explored:	685650	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8304	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	705687
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6154
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505