Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Runes Activated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	289
Farms Harvested:	203	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7425	Secret Passages Found:	3

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5686
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8781	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Votes:	8243
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Animals Bred:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Star Shards Collected:	193
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602